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I might get more up if anyone else wants me to get them here

Hello, i havn't been on for ages, not sure why, been a bit low recently but that's okay now.

I went to Cumbria with my family to celebrate my dad's sixtieth (maashallah) and it was awesome, it was so beautful, my eyes were like saucers!
It was great coz my dad loves the country and apparently me mu found him at six in the morning looking out of the window coz he loved the view so much!

So, i have some photos and the such to upload, hope you like them XD

Dear Vito Toni Costello
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your appartment and I saw you pull the clothes off the crazy monk. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that i did a sex-change. I'm returning your tame stone to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked Eggplant-fetishism.
Greetings to your frog Leonard.
Akkiran.


Found in 's journal. Try it.

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2____ ____3____ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-
ps, (personalized message)

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


Anyone who reads this is now tagged, mwuhahahaaa!!!

CAFE News! from ImaginEYE's journal, you know you want to help!!!!

Cafe Shtuff!


We are still needing someone to help out with CSS! If I have to start knocking on random peoples doors here on DA you know I will I would just prefer someone to step forward on their own or to get in contact with them through a "friend of a friend" kind of thing.

On top of that we are still looking for 3 more Leaders, so let me know if you are interested my friends! (or if you would like to nominate someone)


Are you ready for the best news so far? In my area I already have two coffee shops that love what we are trying to do and have reserved a wall spot for us to display some artwork (along with a little Bio about us!) If you have any small coffee shops in your area I would suggest to try the same thing. All you need to do is asked for the manager/owner and tell them about us. In the end, what do you have to loose? Once I get all my Leaders together we will come up with a plan of what we would want to hang on these walls. But it's amazing to see this thing moving forward and I thank you everyone for all your help and support!

Alright, so this term has been pretty good... apart from today, when I lost my iPod. And it was a birthday present and I seem to have lost it on the road, walking home from school on the last day of term. I looked for it for over half an hour, even went back to school just to check no one had handed it in, but it wasn't there. So I feel pretty rubbish.
On the other hand, the hols are finally here, for two weeks in which i have family coming over, revision to do and other stuff...
Started working in a charity shop recently, helps my Duke of Edinburgh award, gives me a nice feeling inside, I'm learning piano as well, and I might be restarting horse riding... man I miss it!

Oh yeah, I joined CAFE, it stands for Charity Art For Everyone, I think. It's good! You should join it people, it's on Deviantart and it still needs some leader to help it along. If you go to the Deviantart page then you'll find all the info you need, also if you check out imaginEYE's page, you'll get all you need to know.

Cya!